
"I really want to put out the message that cows can't be trusted," he said following the accident in October 2007.
The payout follows two other recent cattle attacks involving dog walkers, one which left a woman dead and another involving former Home Secretary David Blunkett.
I blame cow gangs
you see them all dressed in leather
just loitering on the side of the road
mooin
yeah gives me nightmares as well
#1: "you see them all dressed in leather..."
Cows? Dressed in leather? I think that explains a lot...
They can be a nasty lot, those cow gangs. You get one handsome bull in charge and he'll get those ladies to do anything.
And here I thought this was going to be an article on global warming and cow farts...
I miss Gary Larson's "The Far Side" daily comic, often with a cow's perspective on things, talking and conspiring against people..
Oh yes! I think Joules was one of those cows!
Apparently they don't have any fences on Sussex Downs? However you would think that the fact that a thing weighs a half a ton, might be considered a bit dangerous. Especially when a group of them are spooked.
Like the reference to all dressed in leather that's too funny.
They do put warning signs out but you know those cows won't obey no stinkin' signs.
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