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"I think a lot of people don't realise how dangerous cows can be. " cop

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"I really want to put out the message that cows can't be trusted," he said following the accident in October 2007.

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The payout follows two other recent cattle attacks involving dog walkers, one which left a woman dead and another involving former Home Secretary David Blunkett.

I blame cow gangs
you see them all dressed in leather
just loitering on the side of the road mooin
yeah gives me nightmares as well

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Reply#1 - Mon Jul 6, 2009 2:09 AM EDT
{"commentId":8048772,"authorDomain":"efucci"}

#1: "you see them all dressed in leather..."

Cows? Dressed in leather? I think that explains a lot...

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#1.1 - Mon Jul 6, 2009 7:42 AM EDT
{"commentId":8180648,"authorDomain":"swmule"}

They can be a nasty lot, those cow gangs. You get one handsome bull in charge and he'll get those ladies to do anything.

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    #1.2 - Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:20 AM EDT
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    {"commentId":8047930,"authorDomain":"ScienceGuy"}

    And here I thought this was going to be an article on global warming and cow farts...

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    Reply#2 - Mon Jul 6, 2009 2:56 AM EDT
    {"commentId":8051669,"authorDomain":"jimmyjamm93442"}

    I miss Gary Larson's "The Far Side" daily comic, often with a cow's perspective on things, talking and conspiring against people..

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      Reply#3 - Mon Jul 6, 2009 11:09 AM EDT
      {"commentId":8056641,"authorDomain":"edsadirtymonkey2"}

      Oh yes! I think Joules was one of those cows!

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        #3.1 - Mon Jul 6, 2009 2:55 PM EDT
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        {"commentId":8180924,"authorDomain":"DarthVSchw"}

        Apparently they don't have any fences on Sussex Downs? However you would think that the fact that a thing weighs a half a ton, might be considered a bit dangerous. Especially when a group of them are spooked.

        Like the reference to all dressed in leather that's too funny.

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        Reply#4 - Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:46 AM EDT
        {"commentId":8184347,"authorDomain":"swmule"}

        They do put warning signs out but you know those cows won't obey no stinkin' signs.

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          #4.1 - Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:58 AM EDT
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